Happy Valentine's Day, MotherFuckers.

Some of you may recall receiving the official Bad Apples Christmas Greeting

We had intended to post a special web-valentine as a sort of follow up to that, but we ran in to some space issues with our server and Stop n' Shop had a sale on Killians.

We finally got the web-related issues cleared up...without my knowledge, so the pictures were added without the text. It IS kind of amusing to randomly put a whole bunch of semi-naked pictures of one's self on the internet...but posting the pictures without explanation would defeat the purpose and bring a toxic dose of shame to our friends and loved ones.

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